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February 20th, 2014


12:34 pm - determined that taquitos must contain at least.
'The United States government has determined that taquitos must contain at least 15% meat.'

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February 12th, 2014


09:19 pm - clever by making something easy that wasn't.
"someone trying to look clever by making something easy that wasn't difficult to start with."

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February 5th, 2014


03:05 pm - it still i get it still sounds.
lax is proposing a 'terminal 0'. like, i get it, but it still sounds ludicrous.

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February 3rd, 2014


03:32 pm - THE GALAXIANS / MISSION: DESTROY ALIENS.
WE ARE THE GALAXIANS / MISSION: DESTROY ALIENS

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January 31st, 2014


09:30 pm - You never Well Well Well .
"Well, Trigger just went full Evangelion. You never go full Evangelion."

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January 22nd, 2014


01:38 pm - i've read on that seems that seems.
on asprin: 'Bayer lost the trademark in the United States, the UK and France after World War I, as part of the Treaty of Versailles.'

that seems like one of the more dubious assertions i've read on the wikipedia lately.

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January 21st, 2014


03:52 pm - the heavy casing was a nearly fixed.
'yield was subject to dramatic economies of scale as size was increased, because the heavy casing was a nearly fixed cost.'

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January 17th, 2014


09:19 pm - n-methylformamide you can get as well.
"if you don't use the very purest n-methylformamide you can get (as well as everything else) you will be the proud owner, time and time again, of a nasty useless tar that is damn near impossible to get out of a flask."

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January 3rd, 2014


01:25 am - There was so much 1990s in that.
There was so much 1990s in that music video that my computer started shitting floppy disks.

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January 2nd, 2014


09:32 pm - this is not a test.

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December 29th, 2013


11:03 am - like most things that are cool like.
'ikea's new catalog can be placed anywhere in your home, and appear as any piece of furniture on a smartphone or tablet.'

like most things that are cool, the reality is that it gets used principally for ads.

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December 23rd, 2013


01:28 pm - 'notorious lost treasure of dread pirate roberts'.
i don't really follow the cryptocurrency stuff, but i happened on the line 'notorious lost treasure of dread pirate roberts' and marveled at how we live in william gibson's future.

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December 20th, 2013


02:29 pm - iec c15 power connector and .
goddamned iec c15 power connector and its superficial similarity to c13. guess i either file it down or go to fry's.

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01:23 pm - but i think i'm but.
so i was going to complain about how hard pci64 cards are to insert. . . but i think i'm actually just really weak. i put a bathroom scale against a wall and was able to exert only about 40 lbs against a simulated card. curious to see what the normal range is.

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December 19th, 2013


08:33 pm - 'do you wish more carnal victories '.
spam: 'do you wish more carnal victories?'

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December 18th, 2013


09:13 pm - baffling when people http://en wikipedia http://en wikipedia.
i always find it baffling when people say unironically 'let a hundred flowers bloom.'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Flowers_Campaign

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December 15th, 2013


09:47 pm - Game for jerks.


Game for jerks

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December 9th, 2013


08:05 pm - this is not a test.

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08:01 pm - this is not a test.

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December 5th, 2013


07:46 pm - greek the grammatical apparently to be.
in greek, the same word apparently refers to both testicles and ovaries, and is masculine.

grammatical gender is one of the language features that i'm glad we don't have, to be honest.

(oh, apparently that's only ancient greek. even so.)

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12:18 am - this is not a test.

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December 2nd, 2013


10:38 pm - comment on that but .
'operation productive effort'? really? i have a comment on that, but it's not in good taste.

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11:36 am - that the Combat Later variants of the.
The BMD-1's armour is made of cast magnesium alloy, in order to save weight. Combat experience in Afghanistan demonstrated that the armour itself would catch fire and burn fiercely, often killing the crew, when hit with a weapon such as an RPG. Later variants of the BMD had aluminium armour instead.

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November 29th, 2013


05:29 pm - and another one this time .
and another one. this time with the fire department watching.

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05:23 pm - pretty .
power line over my driveway just emitted two. . . pretty much sheets of lightning to a neighboring power line. pretty sure it's not supposed to do that.

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November 26th, 2013


09:54 pm - reviled and ignored '.
g+: 'sits somewhere on the spectrum between reviled and ignored.'

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November 25th, 2013


05:33 pm - 'cleared for the ils 24L air force.
'cleared for the ils 24L approach, air force one.'

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12:33 am - handling and suchlike anyway i.
someone really needs to improve the error handling and suchlike.

anyway, what i really meant to say -- after watching kill la kill 7 and 8, i can't believe that anyone would bother to resist satsuki-sama.

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November 15th, 2013


12:02 am - caught fire.


"I used to work with a girl who every day would microwave her popcorn until just after the bag caught fire."

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October 12th, 2013


12:21 am - http://en wikipedia sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalimotxo

sounds terrible?

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October 8th, 2013


10:02 pm - really i'm 'improved'.


really, i'm not sure if that could be improved in any way.

'improved'

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05:40 pm - rockpapershotgun com/2013/09/20/heres-that-jaws-text-adventure-youve-been-wanting/#more-169645.
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/09/20/heres-that-jaws-text-adventure-youve-been-wanting/#more-169645

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05:15 pm - damned things.
you know that effect where you're moseying around the internet reading comments and you recognize people from other comment sections? clear sign i should stop reading the damned things.

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12:08 pm - quite brilliant really really
http://terrycavanaghgames.com/nayasquestis a hilarious send-up of isometric graphics. quite brilliant, really. and the new game+ is especially cool.

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04:45 am - songs that do not eligible for.
"songs that do not meet certain quality criteria . . . are not eligible for itunes match."

apple indulges in music criticism.

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September 27th, 2013


08:24 pm - 'nothing is more authentic than clear sign.
'nothing is more authentic than authenticity.'

clear sign your marketing guy needs to be stabbed in the throat.

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05:44 pm - camera' how i like it.
'sony lens-style camera'. how is this a thing? i mean, i like it, but it's crazy.

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01:23 am - so's the less complete this touhou torrent.
the more i dig, the less complete this touhou torrent is.



missing, and so's the entire album it comes from.

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September 26th, 2013


07:54 pm - Luke would Seems like something Seems.


Seems like something Luke would watch.

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06:29 pm - food in an hour and It was.
'the station was manned by a crew of 40 men who boasted that they could reduce a humpback whale to oil, poultry meal, and pet food in an hour and a half. I watched them do just that. It was not an empty boast.'

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04:42 pm - youmu's stage theme arranges .
after listening to 3 hours of youmu's stage theme arranges. . . i kind of want to listen to them again.

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03:13 am - this is not a test.
http://redbullflugtagusa.com/page/teams/view_team/775/the_chicken_whisperers

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September 25th, 2013


04:34 pm - know about Lehman say .
'So, if there's, say, a once-in-three-generations financial crisis in the fall, it could throw off the seasonal adjustments for quite awhile. Which is, of course, exactly what happened. The BLS's model didn't know about Lehman. It only knew about the calendar. So it saw all the layoffs in late 2008 and early 2009, and interpreted them the only way it knew how: as seasonality, not a shadow banking run.'

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September 24th, 2013


01:19 am - i only have ridden that.
'It is technically (and legally) not a railway, but a horizontal elevator.'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narita_Airport_Terminal_2_Shuttle_System

hmm. it looks like i only have a couple days to ride it before it shuts down. how unfortunate.

oh, but there's another one at the getty center, and i have ridden that. i had no idea it hovered.

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September 23rd, 2013


12:32 am - ' why is more than.
got curious as to why my couch was shedding feathers. 'i found out more than i expected', to quote bluebeard's wife.

. . . a replacement cushion filling will cost me 322 plus shipping. i could buy an entire sofa for that.

and this is something i found on the street. T_T

'let's just pretend we didn't see that.'

why is down so expensive? just send me the damned cover and i'll pluck the birds myself.

(or, more accurately, fill it from various down-filled things i have around the place.)

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September 22nd, 2013


09:27 pm - this is not a test.

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September 21st, 2013


11:35 am - OMG and "hot Some people Some people.
"It all started a couple of years ago when IBM's Watson, the computer voted most likely to destroy us when the technological Singularity strikes, was given access to the Urban Dictionary. In an attempt to help Watson learn slang  and thus be more amenable to conversational language  the machine subsequently picked up such phrases as OMG and "hot mess." But at the same time it also picked up some words fit only for a sailor."

What could possibly go wrong.

Some people from work brought in mooncakes. Pretty tasty.

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September 20th, 2013


03:46 am - 'british tea biscuits' almost family guy-esque.
progression: 'empire biscuit' -> 'british tea biscuits' -> 'chocolate british tea biscuits' -> 'round british tea biscuits' -> 'round chocolate british tea biscuits' -> 'round british tea biscuits with heart motif'

almost family guy-esque.

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02:33 am - of translation in which in in which.
so planetes has a basically impossible bit of translation, in which 'make her your girlfriend' and 'make me your girlfriend' are indistinguishable,

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September 19th, 2013


05:05 pm - gift economy using using using using.
'this creates a sort of temporary mooncake gift economy, using a currency that has a shelf-life of about three weeks.'

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