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November 28th, 2009


01:13 am - bml also says lj is russian .
random.bml also says lj is russian. and spam.

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01:11 am - offer the chickens [I'm to .
'Augurs were responsible for interpreting the will of the gods through the observation of the flight of birds in a templum, and through the observation of the sacred chickens [I'm not making this up]. The chickens were specially chosen and when a magistrate wished to inquire about divine will, he sent an augur (a pullarius - a chicken man) to offer the chickens special grain. If they ate it hungrily, the gods approved the magistrate's proposed action. As their appetite decreased, so too did the will of the gods.'

i like to think that the various bob-centric divinations i perform have some spiritual descent from the roman rites.

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November 27th, 2009


02:31 am - it could be the of of course.
http://www.jwz.org/webcollage/lj/ tells me LJ is all russian now

of course it could be the time ....

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November 26th, 2009


08:54 am - someone put this wow therefore it therefore.
someone put this giblet packet inside the bird. therefore it must be removable.

wow, that worked.

also, i hate cooknig.

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November 25th, 2009


12:26 am - DVDs and other Media .
'Q : How can I watch DVDs and other Media?
A : click the Hannah Montana menu, then Utilities, then Konsole, then type:
sudo apt-get install libdvdcss2 kubuntu-restricted-extras'

Okay, that's 7 monitors that taco has helped me destroy. Want to make it 8?

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November 24th, 2009


11:27 pm - appears to appears to be with Moe.
Mamonoro, appears to be a mashup of zero gunner and gungwage

with Moe

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November 22nd, 2009


08:30 pm - about as sensible as Worrying about iodine.
"Worrying about iodine deficiency in a modern diet is really about as sensible as buying foods that advertise high vitamin C content because you're worried about scurvy."

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November 21st, 2009


03:16 am - Pink Sweets 525$ shipped.
Pink Sweets 525$ shipped.

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November 20th, 2009


01:44 am - touhou 7 has an unusually letty.
in touhou 7, the first stage boss, letty whiterock, has an unusually large hitbox. fanart tends to portray her as overweight.

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November 19th, 2009


10:41 pm - That sticker That sticker That.


That sticker sheet is the shit.

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10:03 pm - like his Because What IS this dude's.
"What IS this dude's hit-box shaped like? Because it's not shaped anything like his body."

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07:53 pm - Earth all along.


"No, but now the island has turned into a Tardis, and god and the devil are playing chess while one of them is wearing Locke's body. Oh, and Starbuck is a Cylon, and it was Earth all along."

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12:50 pm - also desperately needs.


trying too hard.

also, desperately needs background music. goes well with touhou jazz versions.

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November 18th, 2009


08:15 pm - snapshot of everything that's shit --Warren Ellis.
"a near perfect snapshot of everything that's shit about this point in the culture" --Warren Ellis

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November 17th, 2009


09:24 pm - be beat http://www Veggies need.
"Veggies need wedgies cause meat can't be beat"

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Pork/

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12:20 am - this is not a test.

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November 16th, 2009


11:35 pm - but plunges him more deeply into but.
'The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature but plunges him more deeply into them.'

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11:14 pm - immediately dove behind the sofa .


saw one strolling across my floor and immediately dove behind the sofa. i thought it was going to eat my face. i described it to the neigbor as 'some terrifying insect' and she immediately knew what i was talking about.

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10:26 pm - business of I I I need to.
"I need to get out of the software business and into the business of drilling for ancient booze."

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10:22 pm - it's like reading hundreds of it's like.
book review: 'It's so boring, it's like reading hundreds of pages of product labels.'

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09:27 pm - who fought the mechanical bulls ' .


'you do not fight the mechanical bulls.'

'I
had punched her boyfriend, who fought the mechanical bulls. Everyone
told him, "You ride the bull, senor. You do not fight it." But he was
lean and tough like a bad rib-eye and he fought the bull. And then he
fought me. And when we finished there were no winners, just men doing
what men must do.'

man, i was way off.

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11:08 am - those long necks 'who .
http://www.dailytidings.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091114/NEWS02/911140312

'who couldn't appreciate those long necks? so slender."

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November 14th, 2009


11:50 pm - blinkenlights to i should .
' For example, the usbcore module accepts the parameter blinkenlights to display flashing lights on all supported USB 2.0 hubs'

(i should really try that sometime.)

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11:32 pm - uptime the soft resets are Some as.
word of the day: 'triumphating'. as in 'No i was triumphating to early. Some minutes in uptime the soft resets are back. '

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10:04 pm - which is overdesigned anticipates outcome; the absence.
"That which is overdesigned, too highly specific, anticipates outcome; the anticipation of outcome guarantees, if not failure, the absence of grace."
-- William Gibson, All Tomorrow's Parties

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November 13th, 2009


12:53 am - less of a lie and more of.
'think of it as less of a lie and more of a consciously misleading string of incorrect statements.'

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November 12th, 2009


10:08 pm - -- luke on -- on the.
'freaking goldmine of smart poor people'

-- luke, on the state of louisiana.

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November 10th, 2009


12:39 am - time your 18 ah ah .
'But I have a therey that you pretty much know everything by the time your 18. The rest is just excess.'

ah, livejournal.

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November 7th, 2009


10:46 am - he would do a line of crushed-up.
"then only on the condition that he would do a line of crushed-up Pop Rocks in exchange."

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November 6th, 2009


12:13 am - touring german .


touring german midgets for coolidge. and that coat is fabulous.

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November 5th, 2009


12:40 am - which really i just haven't i can.
managed to credit-feed touhou 12. this means that i can beat stage 6 with two lives and two bombs, which really means i can beat the game. i just haven't strung that much awesome together in one run.

but now it's just a matter of chance.

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12:38 am - one is totally awesome okay this.


okay, this one is totally awesome. 'no, you infernal cur! no more of your trinkets!'

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November 3rd, 2009


07:12 pm - fans angrily decried their production production staff.
It seems Kadokawa was right in its calculations about the Haruhi fanbase -- they really will buy four DVDs of all but identical content, apparently out of sheer obsession, even as the cast, production staff and less thoroughly brainwashed fans angrily decried their actions.

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October 30th, 2009


10:07 pm - go to the bathroom and think to.
You ever go to the bathroom and think to yourself, "Wow. I don't remember eating spicy food."

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06:14 pm - continue to strive it's Even though we've.
"Even though we've run out of Future, it's important that we continue to strive to make Gibson's visions come true..."

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October 27th, 2009


01:21 am - inability to get a roomba on woot.
my total inability to get a roomba on woot is inexplicable.

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October 21st, 2009


10:45 pm - i don't even i don't even.
bought 150 christmas cards. i don't even like christmas.

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02:23 am - were once so abundant as after my.
'Before the 20th century, pork ribs were the most common food on the holiday, as the animals were usually slaughtered in November. Turkeys were once so abundant in the wild that they were eaten throughout the year, the food considered commonplace, whereas pork ribs were rarely available outside of the Thanksgiving-New Year season.'

i know what i'm making for the holidays.

(after my thanksgiving goose.)

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01:26 am - the suicides JR East but JR.
'Train companies charge the families of suicide victims for damages caused by the suicides. JR East is just one of several train and subway companies operating in the Tokyo area, but it is widely rumored that JR East became the most popular line for suicides because it charged the bereaved families the least.'

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October 19th, 2009


02:55 am - not art; merely a slender jet.


"Rumanian Sculptor Constantin Brancusi had to pay $4,000 to bring his Bird in Flight into the U. S. ... Works of art are duty free. But Sculptor Brancusi's bird had neither head, feet nor feathers. It was four and a half feet of bronze which swooped up from its base like a slender jet of flame. Customs Inspector Kracke said it was not art; merely "a manufacture of metal . . . held dutiable at 40% ad valorem." The press bantered, jibed. Indignant modernists wrote abstruse, defensive paragraphs. Sculptor Brancusi complained to the Customs Court."

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October 18th, 2009


02:09 pm - jscal: error getting /jscal -q /dev/input/js0 jscal:.
souichi:~/u/download/t> ./jscal -q /dev/input/js0
jscal: error getting axis map: Success

I'm going to kill someone

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October 16th, 2009


10:42 pm - totally reasonable to me.
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/10/17/busu-kawaii/

wtf

sounds totally reasonable to me.

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12:22 pm - water the cameraman hit the trigger button.
' "The key to success was using the latest digital slow-motion camera that continuously records into a memory buffer," the production team said. "When the cameraman hits the trigger button he downloads the action that took place a second or so before that moment. Whenever a lizard sprinted past the cameraman over the water the cameraman hit the trigger, desperately trying to keep the lizard in the frame and in focus." '

huh. so people are using cameras that preemptively record. now the technology just needs to get to cellphones.

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October 15th, 2009


11:44 pm - moved from one south bay to another.
it still confuses me sometimes that i moved from one south bay to another.

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10:03 pm - Good luck cosplaying Good.


Good luck cosplaying that version.

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08:04 pm - funny this it's not it's it's not.
funny this about Darius

it's not much fun

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02:56 am - is an inescapable human tendency i have.
'Come back to lj, friends! I want to hear more detailed thoughts and life descriptions, not just one-line status updates on facebook.'

i guess the real question is whether or not blogging is an inescapable human tendency. i have always maintained that it is, even in the absence of evidence.

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October 14th, 2009


10:16 pm - may as well may and and.
Made it to 3boss in mushi futari origonal no miss. Missed 3x on the boss, and ate it before the mini-boss on 4 --- I hate it when fates turn so quickly.

go play the original darius. may as well walk away once you get hit.

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08:34 pm - this is not a test.
PANTSU!

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08:25 pm - 'asinine' is anything more involved than navigate.


what really impresses me is that [info]jwz was able to pull out his phone, unlock it, navigate through however-much asinine interface they've put around the camera, and actually get a useful picture.

(for purposes of this discussion, 'asinine' is anything more involved than a hardware button.)

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